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Icy Worlds - December Theme Month

Season 4 Episode 30

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To conclude our December theme, Quizmaster Andi surveyed the frigid cosmos for four icy worlds. But one of the celestial bodies she describes is from a fictional universe! Listen in as hosts Tanner and Sups do their best to separate fact from fiction and find the fake world. Bundle up and chill out as we round out the year and ring in the new one with this ent-ice-ing episode. 

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Sups

Mmm. Take me to that world.

Andi

well, it would melt your face off. So,

Tanner

make

Sups

you can't just make random words and just say, okay, I feel like I'm sitting in a physics class at Harvard that I'm unqualified for. a lot of times when something sounds super crazy Yeah. Might as well be true.

Tanner

This is all really sketchy.

Sups

Yeah.

Tanner

This is that part of science where it's like, This is science fiction.

Andi

Hello and welcome to this episode of I Should Have Known, the trivia game show that can't be trusted. Each week, one of our Quizmasters will present you with four facts about a topic, but one of them is a lie. And for the month of December, we've been doing a December theme. I don't know how that happened. Today's episode is winter inspired I will be your quiz master. I'm Andy, and we are doing a find the fake episode on icy worlds. So we're talking about cold, cold worlds. but one of these worlds is actually from science fiction. It is not real. So join our other hosts, Supes and Tanner in figuring out which one of my icy worlds is alive.

Tanner

Oh, right, Other planets, other

Andi

Wow. Yeah. So specifically this is icy worlds because not all of them are planets.

Tanner

Okay.

Sups

Okay.

Andi

And icy is also kind of, we'll talk a little bit more about that later, but that's not as literal or obvious as you might

Tanner

Do you mind if I ask? Kind of. So, I'm actually,

Andi

worlds. Yeah. So I'm not going to give you the names or locations of any of them. So they're all decontextualized. Because otherwise it would be pretty

Tanner

of

Andi

So to start getting you thinking about what we're talking about, our PQQ what is the name of the fictional icy planet in the Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back?

Tanner

Oh yeah. I was actually hoping that the fake would be this one, so I would know it nice.

Andi

Nice try.

Tanner

It's H right?

Andi

Yeah, at the beginning of that movie, there's a battle of Hoth between the Empire and the Rebellion. Hoth is actually a rocky Earth like planet about half the size of the Earth, orbiting a star also named Hoth. So it's in the Hoth system.

Tanner

They really were not creative in that department.

Andi

No, So, that is kind of The trick of this episode will be something like Hoth, where it's a fictional world.

Tanner

I love it. Awesome. Let's get nerdy talk about icy

Andi

Yeah, so icy world number one. An ice giant with diamond rain.

Tanner

diamond freed

Sups

Mmm. My kind of

Andi

ice

Sups

world.

Tanner

diamond freed

Andi

Yes.

Sups

How many carrots? No.

Tanner

of

Andi

I don't

Tanner

only icy

Andi

So actually not only diamond rain. Mm-Hmm. but also likely diamond oceans with diamond bergs. An

Tanner

What? Like an iceberg, but diamonds?

Sups

every girl's dream. Take me to that world.

Andi

well, it would melt your face off. So, yeah, so this is an ice giant. So an ice giant is a specific designation of planet. there are giants. planets who are composed primarily of gases or gaseous And then ice giants are a subsect of giants, where they are high in elements other than hydrogen and helium. So this particular ice giant with the diamond ring is cyan or blue in color because it is high levels of water, ammonia, and methane ice. And

Tanner

Okay, so it has to be cold, because if the temperature was a little higher, then all those would be liquid or gas,

Sups

gas.

Tanner

Oh.

Andi

So this planet It's minimum temperature Which is a theoretical concept is about 49 Kelvin, which is minus 224 Celsius or minus 371 Fahrenheit.

Tanner

Yikes, that is cold.

Andi

So that's its theoretical minimum temperature. it is roughly 20 AU, or astronomical units, which is the distance of the Earth from the Sun, from its star.

Tanner

the Sun, from its star. It's about 4

Andi

It's about 4 times the diameter of the Earth, but 14 times the mass.

Tanner

the mass.

Andi

So it has this diamond Rain, which is probably actually a pretty common feature of ice giants, basically when methane molecules are put under a lot of pressure, they lose the carbon and then that carbon collects and is put under a lot of pressure. And we know when you do that, you get

Tanner

that, you get So the methane clouds are getting a carbon stripped. These are crunched together into diamonds, and they fall as rain into diamond lakes. Oh,

Sups

And we have to guess the fictional world this

Andi

that this comes from? this

Sups

description for some reason, scream Superman to

Tanner

screen Okay. Something like only he would survive it or a villain comes from this world or something Yeah, this sounds Very unbelievable to me. Yeah,

Sups

What were you thinking?

Tanner

Mean I think all four are gonna sound unbelievable today. I've heard of like planets that are diamond or like stars that are diamond But not diamond rain

Sups

are diamonds found in other planets?

Tanner

Yeah, because it's just like carbon high pressure,

Andi

hmm.

Tanner

but they're not like cut like Oh pretty, you know

Andi

Yeah.

Tanner

But it's, it sounds

Sups

Mm-Hmm..It's like the extreme end But also a lot of times when something sounds super crazy Yeah. Might as well be true.

Tanner

Right.

Andi

honestly, I think this was the least impressive of

Sups

Wow.

Andi

Wow. All

Tanner

I'm very curious as to what the other three are.

Andi

I will say it's important to keep in mind that most of this stuff is theoretical, because we have the technology to observe these kinds of things.

Tanner

right?,

Andi

We've never seen diamond rain, but, theoretically, That's what's there. Yeah. So, icy world This is a hop tune with hot ice.

Sups

the? No, no,

Andi

those words don't go

Tanner

just make

Sups

you can't just make random words and just say, okay, yes. I mean, cold fire, hot ice, like, I mean. Alright,

Andi

Alright, so let's first start with Hoptoon Yeah, that? Hoptoon is a hot Neptune.

Tanner

Oh, sure. Yeah. Right?

Andi

So this. Is a planet. about the size of Neptune, but it likely has a rocky core because it is under immense pressure because It's extremely close to its son. It's orbital period is about 2 days. It is less than 1 15th the distance between the sun and Mercury.

Tanner

between the Sun and Mercury. It's

Andi

yeah. Two days. Two days. Yeah. So it's extru Extremely Pew, pew! And so it's extremely close to its sun, and it's under immense pressure. So much pressure that ice that it has in its body is being compressed so that it's solid, it's ice, but it's hot.

Tanner

What?

Andi

So it has something called ice 16. first of all, let me blow your mind, there are different kinds of ices. They have numbers. What fridge? Ice one.

Tanner

brain? I don't know.

Andi

I assume. I'm only assuming that. so, Water is an extremely weird molecule. So because of its structure it can be pushed together in different ways. That it becomes solid molecularly, but it's not solid how it would want to be So there's ice 1 through, at least 18

Tanner

18. So there's a version of ice on this planet.

Andi

That is hot.

Sups

So do I burn myself when I touch this ice

Andi

Well, do you think 526 degrees Celsius is hot? or 980 degrees

Tanner

ice and it doesn't melt or evaporate? Because of the pressure? Pressure. Oh, okay. So the pressure is overtaking the temperature here.

Andi

So it's under immense pressure where it's forcing the molecules together so that they're not vibrating as a liquid,

Tanner

Hot

Andi

but it's not boiling away.

Sups

Hot

Tanner

This is all really sketchy.

Sups

Yeah.

Tanner

This is that part of science where it's like, This is science fiction. Like, this is so

Sups

unbelievable. BUt can you think of if it's fiction, like where

Tanner

That's always the fun

Sups

That's the funny part.

Tanner

is this from? So, yeah, I'm starting to think like Star Trek or something. like

Sups

that revolves like in two days? Yeah, weird

Tanner

Yeah But this is awfully Specific, so many details, you know, like,

Sups

I I feel like I'm sitting in a physics class at Harvard that I'm unqualified for. And like the is just going on and I'm like just nodding my head. Yep. Yep. That's

Tanner

belong in this class.

Sups

don't

Tanner

YOu said there's multiple ices?

Andi

There are multiple kinds of ice, yes.

Tanner

I need a lower level

Sups

level class. Okay.

Tanner

Yeah,

Sups

but

Tanner

of any fictional

Sups

no, no, I think I think this whole thing about hot ice really threw me off. And especially the ice have numbers now and we're talking about ice 16.

Tanner

I've heard of only ice nine because it's in like a Kurt Vonnegut story It has nothing to do with hot

Sups

or

Andi

Do you remember what Ice 9 does? Ice

Tanner

nine kills people it like freezes in a different way And it takes over ice and then everyone dies

Sups

everyone dies. Sure.

Andi

Yeah.

Tanner

Doesn't help us much.

Sups

no, no.

Andi

want to hear about Icy World number three?

Sups

Let's go.

Andi

All right. So I see world number three is an earth like planet with a band of liquid water.

Tanner

Okay. Cool.

Andi

I don't know if you guys realize this, but there's literally only one planet that we know of that has standing liquid water and it's the one we're

Sups

Yeah. Hang on.

Tanner

Right. You're

Andi

This one probably has a band of liquid water on So, this planet is about the size of the Earth. so it's rocky. It is on, outer edge of the Goldilocks zone. You ever heard of the Goldilocks zone?

Tanner

Yeah, it's the distance from its star where it's like habitable. theoretically, right?

Andi

Close. So this is a band of a distance that a planet can be from its star, where liquid water is possible on the

Tanner

Right. so theoretically you could draw a conclusion from that where you could have life.

Andi

Yes. Because as far as we know, life requires liquid water. so this was found a while ago, it also has a highly elliptical orbit, which makes it a little weird. so the earth has a nearly circular orbit. It is elliptical, right? It's a little bit further. Sometimes of the year than others. This is highly elliptical, which means at some points in its orbit, it's much further from its star than others, and it's just on the outer limit. And what's weird about this one is that it's highly reflective at the poles. But not the whole thing.

Tanner

thing. Yes. So that's

Andi

Yes. So that's what's led the theory of it having liquid water If it has water on the poles. within this zone. Pot. It should have liquid water in the tropics of

Sups

this

Andi

planet, essentially.

Sups

And you said this is a rocky planet. It's

Andi

planet.

Sups

Hmm,

Tanner

sounds like it should be a really big deal.

Sups

exactly.

Tanner

it's like Earth. It must be really, really far away. Otherwise, why, why are people wasting their time going to

Sups

Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. They could go, there.

Andi

yeah, it's 140 light years away.

Tanner

And you said it's an icy planet so is it cold

Andi

Yeah, I mean. Yeah, it's cold. I mean it has water ice on it. So it has to be at least as cold. Permanent water ice.

Sups

Mm hmm.

Andi

So like, at least that cold

Tanner

I was picturing Hoth for all of these. Like it's totally

Andi

icy. This is an ice, it has ice on it. That was my only

Tanner

meaning it has ice.

Sups

yeah.

Tanner

about this. We don't know all

Andi

It's all ice. has ice. It's like water ice is actually extremely common in the universe.

Tanner

yeah people think that it might be on the moon

Sups

Mm.

Tanner

right

Andi

on Mars For

Sups

Yeah.

Tanner

Right water ice

Andi

And then we're used to saying ice means Water.

Sups

But it's not only kind of ice. Yeah. Yes. some physics for you right

Andi

Yeah. It's not the only kind of ice, water ice, but liquid water we know of no planet other than this one that has it

Sups

liquid water. Yeah. Sounds too good to be true. I mean, if it were on the papers, if people were talking about it, then I think scientists would like spend a little bit more resources.

Tanner

Mm hmm. The other two sound like they're from fiction because they're so unbelievable. Like who thinks up Diamond Rain? This one sounds like it could be from fiction because it's too good to be true.

Sups

It's,

Tanner

It's unbelievable that we found another one like this. Hmm. But I can't pinpoint which fiction it's from, you know.

Sups

I'd imagine this to be like a maybe in this section where life was formed or whatever, like, you know, because this is, let's see,

Tanner

Like from Prometheus or something. yeah, Yeah. Yeah We have one more

Andi

Alright, icy world number four Is a snowball moon with cryovolcanoes.

Tanner

snowball moon.

Andi

Yes, so this one is not a planet. It's a moon.

Tanner

Mhmm.

Andi

So it orbits a planet, not a star. It is pretty small. about 500 kilometers across. Or 310 miles.

Sups

Or

Andi

It is entirely covered in water ice. It is bright white. talking. Like a snowball.

Tanner

Yeah.

Andi

is the most Hoth like of them.

Tanner

Yeah. This fits the description.

Andi

Yes. It reflects almost all the sunlight it receives. So the surface temperature is about minus 201 degrees Celsius, which is minus 330 degrees Fahrenheit. So it's cold. So this is the iciest of them, I suppose. Yeah.

Tanner

what was the other part? Cryovolcanoes? Okay, I know a thing or two about volcanoes. I did an episode on volcanoes.

Sups

Okay.

Andi

the hubris on this

Sups

the is It from? don't

Andi

So a cryo volcano cryo, of course means cold or ice and volcano is exactly what you think. So the surface of this world is water ice, but underneath, probably there's a liquid ocean and fresh ice. Get it? This ocean explodes out because the inside of this body is active. It's not geothermal because geo means earth, but it has like thermal activities inside of it. And so, spews out water from icy volcanoes.

Tanner

Like a geyser.

Sups

Yeah. Kind

Andi

of like a geyser yeah. And it has, rich plumes of, like, salt, silica, carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, lots of elements, they spew out into space, and then it rains back down. In snow

Tanner

Wow Wow

Andi

ice snows back down,

Tanner

Wow

Sups

So instead of lava, this volcano is giving out ice. you're not burning, you're freezing to

Tanner

you're breezing. Wow.

Sups

What do you think? This one's real or fake?

Tanner

Ah, it sounds so fake. a pure white moon. with like ice volcanoes. that sounds like it's from fiction. Yeah. Oh no. That's a good point.

Sups

This one to me sounds real.

Tanner

hmm.

Sups

I mean, sure, just by the description, this is outrageous, but in our spaces like a lot of outrageous things.

Tanner

Yeah, and I know a lot of moons are really weird like that, like around Jupiter and Saturn, they have really weird makeup.

Sups

are you trying to tell me that there isn't one moon

Tanner

moon which can have

Sups

something like this? That's I mean, can't believe I'm saying this, I'm feeling this is

Tanner

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Sups

okay. we have to guess, right. There's brilliant descriptions of icy worlds. Before we do, Andy, will you repeat these words for us?

Andi

us? Yes. Icy world number one was an ice giant with diamond rain. Icy world number two was a hoptoon with hot ice. Ice world number three was an earth like planet with a band of liquid water. And ice world number four is a snowball moon with cryovolcanoes. One of those is from a work of fiction. The other three are real.

Tanner

Man.

Sups

I am feeling that number three is the fake one. but the problem there, why I'm not 100 percent sure is that because the description is like earth like, you know, which makes me believe. And at the same time, not believe that this is a work of fiction. it's between number three and four I don't have any logic, knowledge, to go off of but what are you thinking? Which one's the fake one?

Tanner

Yeah. I agree. I think it's three or four. I think three sounds really, really close to how you would describe Earth or where a human-like character from Sci-Fi would come from. Yeah. So I think that's very convenient. I think that's probably the sci-fi mm-Hmm. I think number four is like very. Easy to come up with, so I think a science fiction writer would come up with a world like that. So which one are you gonna go with?

Sups

Hmm. I think I'm going to go with number four, even though I believe it's real, but I see why this could be fictional. Like it's, it has the quality of both. I'm going to pick number

Tanner

Yeah, you there. I think number three would fit really well in sci fi, so I think it's number three.

Sups

Okay.

Andi

Okay. So let's start with the two you didn't pick. icy world number one. The ice giant with diamond rain. That's Uranus.

Sups

Yep.

Andi

Actually, probably all ice giants have diamond rain. So it's not impressive at all. Neptune also would have worked, but I just picked Uranus.

Sups

Uranus.

Andi

Hoptoon is a planet called GJ436b, which orbits, red dwarf called GJ436, which is in Leo. It's roughly 32 light years away from here. It actually has this weird ice, hot ice.

Tanner

weird,

Andi

real.

Tanner

so weird.

Andi

so, number four the snowball moon is Enceladus, which is a moon of Saturn.

Tanner

moon in Saturn.

Sups

Mm hmm.

Andi

Yeah, so that one's real. I mean, I thought that you guys would question more how we know what's inside the plume. We know because we've sent spacecraft to collect the water from this moon, which is crazy

Tanner

collected water from the moon.

Andi

Yeah, that's how we know what's inside the water That's why I was like you guys never even question how like how do we know? What's in the water? We've collected water from this moon that orbits Saturn and we analyzed it.

Tanner

That's nuts.

Andi

I know, and you never questioned that. You were

Sups

like, oh yeah, we Just assumed

Andi

But yeah, anyway, number three, you're right. It The only planet that has standing liquid water is the Earth's. We don't have the ability to detect Exoplanets of Earth's size, almost all exoplanets we find are much bigger than the Earth's. And certainly not with enough detail to know. what different parts of the surface of this planet would look like. So this planet is actually a planet called Gethen or Winter, and it's from the universe of Ursula K. Le Guin. In the Hamish series, particularly, this is the setting of The Left Hand of Darkness from 1969.

Sups

mm-Hmm.

Andi

So, this planet is a cold planet. Its poles are permanently frozen and only, like, the tropics are habitable. And they're also cold. And it's inhabited by an ambisexual, agender species of human.

Tanner

And there's liquid water.

Sups

Yes,

Andi

that's how they live there. But that's the weird part. They're humans, they're humans, yeah. So there's standing liquid water on Titan, which is a moon of Saturn as well, but that's not a planet. So the only planet we know of with Standing liquid water is the earth.

Tanner

All

Sups

Right. Mm-Hmm.

Andi

And yeah, Ice 9 is real. We can maybe talk about that in a bonus. I have a lot more to say about Ionic Ice and all the different kinds of ices because it's absolutely bonkers.

Tanner

Absolutely

Andi

But that's maybe for A bonus for our patrons.

Tanner

When we nerd

Sups

we can really

Andi

really nerd out and talk about ice

Sups

Thanks

Andi

should have known. Thanks for listening to this episode of I should have known. This concludes our wintry December theme. And Happy New Year to everybody, and we'll see you on the other side. And as always,

Tanner

Let's get chilly.